BTWs, I am totally embarrassed by how long it took me to realize that I was misspelling and therefore mispronouncing Gabourey Sidibe's name. Not that she will ever read this (much less anyone else), but apologies LYKEWHOA, yo.
Also, she is fabulous. I want to be her friend. I want her energy! <3
...also, I'm lazy and not doing an Oscar write-up. I tweeted during most of it though, so you can check it there.